What is Turtlewax?
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An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel
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when two girls are scissoring and they quefe at the same time making a vagina fart sandwich.
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Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.
"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen..
