What is Turtlewax?
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An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel
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The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow...
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A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode
i dont think u want an example
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A pathetic excus..