What is Turtlewax?
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An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel
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Making a woman look more voluptuous than she really is.
My girlfriend likes to stuff an entire box of kleenex in her bra to voluptualiz..
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Usually used by geeks. A fictional quantity of ass which is kicked by something.
Man, that was seven gigarectums right there. / It w..
