What is Turtlewax?
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An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel
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When a male who has foreskin engages in anal sex and is left with fecal matter jammed in between the shaft of the penis and the foreskin..
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First Baseman for the Minnesota Twins.
2006 AL MVP
Justin Morneau is the hottest player on the Twins.
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