What is Turtlewax?
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An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel
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An urge or yearning to smoke.
"I got the tobaccattack, motherfucker."
See smoke, cigarette, tobacco, attack, urge..
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A guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other fucking fps game.
Ha! I'm a smart maste..