What is Turtlewax?
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An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel
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Facial spasm where the corner of the mouth hooks back; as if the lower lip had been caught on a fishing hook.
This occurs in response t..
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ones genital/pubic hair
jane's love brush is wild and needs a trim.
See muff, poofter, pubic hair, bush..
