Turtlewaxer Edit Meaning

1. god damn mother f***ing son of a bitch she called me a gdmfsob!..

1. When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward..

1. When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Aw..