Turtlewaxer Edit Meaning

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

1. The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door. T-Bone said he hit that, wiped ..

1. Arms, in one utilitarian aspect; usually one's own. Given my inordinately runny nose and lack of tissue, I opted to hang snot on m..