Turtlewaxer Edit Meaning

1. A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits. "She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped ..

1. The denial of inserting the tongue into ones mouth during kissing by clenching of the teeth . I was kissing my new girlfriend the other..

1. The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..