What is Turtlified?
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adj / "turtle-ified". For one's manhood to "invert" and swiftly withdraw into the body like the head of a "frightened turtle".
Usually this term is applied in the dating game when a woman you are trying to pull says something weird. i.e "When she said she had 8 kids, and they were all called Daryl I was turtlified mate".
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Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement..
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The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth.
I have arachibutyraphobia...
