What is Turtlified?
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adj / "turtle-ified". For one's manhood to "invert" and swiftly withdraw into the body like the head of a "frightened turtle".
Usually this term is applied in the dating game when a woman you are trying to pull says something weird. i.e "When she said she had 8 kids, and they were all called Daryl I was turtlified mate".
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