What is Tuscaloosa County High School?
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Tuscaloosa County High School The ugliest, crappiest, most redneck piece of shit high school in the Southeast. You should have no reason to ever go there, unless you have a sick desire to contract some sort of chronic mental illness or STD. They take pride in their mediocre football team that can never make it past the second round in the state playoffs, so their way of coping with this is by hanging bed sheets from the train tressel downtown about the school that they envy, Hillcrest High School, and from the backs of their rednecked up trucks(this may be a side-affect of living in the middle of no where). Quite a few "rednecks" attend TC High, and the rest are emo lesbians. There is a corn field across from the school, so looking out of the window and day-dreaming is not an option. "Dip", a tobacco product, has been used to replace paint on the walls, and the foul odor of second hand smoke permeates the bathrooms. The teen pregnancy rate at this school is 97%, so if you go here, you are most likely going to be impregnated. One upside is that TC can be an alternate from Central High School where you are more likely to be shot or recruited into a gang.
"So I passed by an old piss ass piece of shit building in Northport today"
"Oh you mean Tuscaloosa County High School"
Tuscaloosa County student- "Hey man! What school do you go to?"
Hillcrest student- "Hey! I go to Hillcrest, you?
(TC student leaves shamefully)
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