What is Tuscaloosa Dumpling?
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A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"
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when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper
earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!
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3.
The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.
Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.
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noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.
I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.
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