What is Tuscaloosa Timex?
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A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
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A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.
Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn&ap..
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A phrase used to express that somebody-usually suffering from wank-eye-better watch themselves before receiving a slap upside the head. ..
