What is Tuscaloosa Timex?
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A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
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when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.
I gave that girl one hell ..
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A fancy term meaning you have an urge to stick your winkie up a girls wendel. It is often used during kinky moments, as in "Ahhhhhh..
