What is Tuscaloosa Timex?
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A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
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Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situ..
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Utter and complete nonsense. Often used to break silence or answer the unanswerable.
After a period of awkward silence, he simply shout..
