Tuscaloosa Timex

What is Tuscaloosa Timex?

1.

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

See hot karl, shit, dump, fart, crap, poop, dookie, fecies, pink sock, alabama hot pocket, angry dragon, dirty sanchez, hangover, cleveland steamer, drunk, sleep, alarm, baba booey
74

Random Words:

Hocosapian
1. (n) - a human being that comes from the mythical location of Howard County. You know that guy Daivd Janson? well he's a god damn h..
Read more
Kateleen
1. An incredibly hot crazy outgoing girl. Most girls are jealous of kateleen. See kateleen, sexy, hot, gorgeous, pornstar..
Read more
Vuish
1. An isulting term to call a person who is acting unfair, cheap or selfish, in personal, social, or friendly economic situations. "T..
Read more
Book Banner