Tuscaloosa Timex

What is Tuscaloosa Timex?

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A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.

When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.

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