What is Tuscan Chili Dog?
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When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.
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a person who slaps cocks. uneless the person is female they are gay.
Look at that cockslappa go!..
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Hopefully this hasen't happened to anybody out there if so then you have my deepest sympathy. This happenes when you are eating out..
