Tuscan Chili Dog

What is Tuscan Chili Dog?

1.

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

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