Tuscan Melt

What is Tuscan Melt?


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When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and heating up on her face.

Guido 1: Oh man, Tony and I hung out with this girl the other day and tag teamed her, ended in a huge facial.

Guido 2: Holy shit, it was so hot yesterday, you must have given her a mean Tuscan Melt

See jizz, italian, facial, sex, funny


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