What is Tuscan Wet Nap?
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As the woman leans forward into her genital area, the man attempts to insert his testicles inside of her asshole. While balls are inserted the woman attempts to give head. Upon climax the man removes his balls in a speedy fashion giving the woman a strike upside the chin, hopefully causing temporary unconsciousness or a short coma state.
"I am going to perform the Tuscan Wet Nap on this monkey tonight so don't wait up."
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Something that will fix things.
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Combination of the words uber and hella. Used directly before an adjective to give an extreme twist to it.
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