Tux

What is Tux?


1.

Tux is the linux mascot. He is the worlds most intelligent penguin and is conspiring with the worlds greatest nerds to bring down the evil Microsoft empire.

My penguin armies will crush the evil M$ empire.

Bill gates: HELP!! The penguins have come for me!

2.

Mascot of Linux

Tux rules!!

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3.

Tux is the Linux Mascot created by Larry Ewing, and chosen by Linus Torvalds as the Linux mascot because of the endless possibilities of showing Tux. He, unlike a fruit or a piece of glass, is under GPL and is much cooler. People have the rights to show tux in anyway without getting sued and still able to show how awesome he is.

Something Tux could say:

Tux: I've been a mascot, an apple eater, a quake slip-gate ranger, and I have pissed on windows many times. I also flew right through one. Numerous times have I been with hot beautiful female models.

4.

The penguin that stands for Linux.

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Bill Gates: OMG DA TUX IS GONNA GIT MEE!!1

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