1.
What penguins wear.
Hey look over there! That penguin must have the coolest Tuxedo!
See suit, cloth, tux
2.
When having sex with a black girl in the missionary position, you pull out before ejaculating and shoot a white load up her stomach and chest, thus giving the appearance of a tuxedo.
I took this girl home last night and gave her a tuxedo!
See missionary, cum, black girl, sex, pirate, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, angry dragon, donkey punch, hot carl, anal, rusty trombone, strawberry shortcake, houdini, abe lincoln, ass, blumpkin, chili dog, hot karl, hot lunch, cincinnati bowtie, cunt, fuck, head, pink sock, vagina, alabama hot pocket, angry, angry penguin, asshole, bitch, blow job, blowjob, blumpy, boston pancake, bucking bronco, cock, dick, doggystyle, fellatio, fishhook, funny, games, jacking off, jiz, jizz, eater, pussy, shit, squirting
