Tvr

What is Tvr?


1.

British hand-built ultra-violent speed machines that use their light weight and phenomenal power to attain blistering speeds. Unlike other performace machines, these were not designed for the road. Racing, whether quarter mile or track, this will blaze a trail ahead of all but the track-based vehicles. Forget your lame 'vette (porsche power and crap car at normal prices), this is supercar at BMW price.

To outrun one of these violently-delightful little fuckers, you'll either need a kit car like a westfield, or a high-spec sports car, like a decent ferrari or, for the Cerbera speed 12, a 200mph+ supercar (ie McLaren F1, Jaguar XJ220, Ferrari enzoor similar vehicle)

Apparantly, TVR is short for trevor.

Muscle car fan#1: Wow, that tuscan is beautiful. You think we should sell our old, crappy muscle cars and get something like that?

Muscle car fan#2: Why ya hf ta go saying thins lak thayat? We sure is mighty happy with our ugly-ass, slow, thirsty cars.

See Gumba Gumba

2.

Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards

That TVR Cerbera Killed that Corvette Z06

See Dan the Man

3.

Incessantly British car manufacturer that seems to be inable to make a car that doesnt kick ass. Griffith, Cerbera, Chimeara, Tuscan, 450 SEAC, Tamora, T350 are the best ones. Can kick the shit out of any car that is not more than 3 times the price before modifications.

look at the beutiful shape and wondeful growl of my 4.2 litre Rover V8 as i blow by you down the A1

4.

British Supercar, little heard of outside of the isles, aside from the appearance of a TVR Tuscan in the movie Swordfish. The cars are all great performance bargains, riding on steel tube-frame beckbones with fibreglass bodywork which results in the cars having a very light curb weight (~2200 pounds or so). This, combined with the fact that a 350 HP v8 is weakest powerplant available, results in blistering performance, all for about 30,000 pounds base price. Their top-of-the-line car is the Tuscan T440R, essentially a roadgoing lemans car, which is so named because it has 440HP, is a carbonfibre rocket that tops out at 215 mph and can run with the best of the supercars, all for a 50k pounds price tag.

Those of you who see the corvette as the ultimate performance bargain have obviously never heard of a TVR

American 1: Damn that car is crazy looking!!!

American 2: It's supple curves look almost organic

TVR Driver: That's the name of the game with a TVR, now hold still while I smoke your candy asses

5.

Designed to speed The TVR Cerbera or Tuscan can cut the 1/4 mile under 9 seconds

That TVR Cerbera Ass raped my Special order Corvette in a quarter mile drag!

6.

a Brittish drink, can often be ordered in bars, invented as a piis take of the car manufacturer, consists of Tequila Vodka and Red bull

TVR please mate ( at pub / bar)

See ash

7.

Makes the world's fastest car. With out being supped up like a rice rocket

A TVR Tucan has a 4.8litre 6 cylinder Engine with 686 horsepower. With 0-60 in 2.0secs enough to kill a Mclaren or Enzo

See Rockstar


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