Twaccident

What is Twaccident?

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"

John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"

Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

See twat, accident, pussy, crash, tits

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