What is Twaddle?
1.
A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.
Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!
2.
1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's
2. To diddle one's
1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.
2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
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3.
a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.
"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to thetwaddle!"
4.
The greatest last name of all time.
My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!
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5.
Another word for
My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!
6.
Verb.
To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.
Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class
There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.
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7.
The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.
I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.
