Twaddock

What is Twaddock?

Person with singular talent to annoy anyone sane (and large percentage of the insane).

Armed with a comedy tie, ridiculous self-confidence and an evening's supply of sexist jokes, the twaddock is set for a good evening out.

See wally, wassock, ormer, loser

Stink Star

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Tether The Blimp

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Carphoneitus

1. Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving. Carphoneitus ..

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