What is Twait?
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Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.
Noun - One who twaits.
"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."
"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
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only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.
T-thick
W-wanker
A-and
I-`is
T-twin
``that brian is a right twait``
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Someone who is able to put up with a lot of shit, good looking, and will put out in the event of an end of the world scenario.
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The appearance of truth.
John's wet swim trunks lent verisimilitude to his claim that he'd been swimming all afternoon.
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