Twait

What is Twait?


1.

Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.

Noun - One who twaits.

"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."

"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."

See condoms, condiments, ballpark, antibiotic, gullible

2.

only a man can be called this, preferably

an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.

T-thick

W-wanker

A-and

I-`is

T-twin

``that brian is a right twait``


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