What is Twait?
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Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.
Noun - One who twaits.
"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."
"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
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only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.
T-thick
W-wanker
A-and
I-`is
T-twin
``that brian is a right twait``
Random Words:
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When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.
He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.
See stealing, using, ganking
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Someone who shits out nuggets of glue and/or someone who shits on glue
Oh GOD! Look at the glue shitter he lets out!..