What is Twan?
1.
Someone who is
"You're gone, used to be the
Don Juan , now your name is just Twan."
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
Carlos: "Whats up
dogg , long time since you been back in the hood."
Tony: "For real. What's going on with J.D. these days? That dude used to run shit around here."
Carlos: "Fool has gone soft. Now he ain't nothin' but a twan. He settled down with some
bitch and she's got him whipped. I saw him last week walking her weak-ass chihuahua around the block, cleaning up its shitand shit . Then I saw him with thatho the other day going into the movies to watch 'Confessions of a Shopaholic.'"
Tony: "Man that is some
mark-ass shit! We gotta straighten that twan-ass bitch out. Let'sride on that fool."
Carlos: "
Word ."
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2.
a 20 or a gram of weed
Yo, how fat are your twans? 1.3 Grams that's tight
Yo, I hear Mike's got the fattest twans in North Shore
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3.
Someone who is the most extraordinary of the extraordinary. This person is considered a god amongst men and is also known to be called a king of kings.
Im better than you, infact i am better than everyone. I'm just on another level, I am Twan.
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4.
An incredibly hairy man. Often confused with the yeti. Has a resemblance with Peter Griffin due to his intellectual capacity.
Has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
Doesn't mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
Can be heard saying phrases such as:
"sniff"
"eh la rag week!"
"Just fuckin down it la, dont even think about it just fuckin doo it la!"
"Comin out for a fag la?"
"Fuckin raaaagin la"
"If ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me."
"A few quite ones tonight la?"
"sniff"
"Man you should see my back, it's like a twan!"
"Are you goin on the twan tonight?"
"Man I'm gonna go as mad as a twan tonight!"
In relation to the drinking of alcohol: "Twan it" To drink as fast as possible.
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5.
1pletely and utterly terrific.
2.A word said in agreement with something awesome.
That party was so twan!!
Friend one- we are killing it tonight!!
friend two- Twan!!
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6.
Stealth Twan Baby Eater the Super Retard
Ugh that Twan ate a puppy!
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