Twanker Edit Meaning

1.

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fuckingtwanker Matthew.'

2.

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

See twitter, wanker, web, social media, internet

3.

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

See stupid, idiot, foolish, dumb

4.

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.

Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

5.

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"

tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker

See wanker, tom, pritchard, wrexham, twank

6.

a shortened word for nicks a wanker

that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie

See wanker, plonker, wrexham, willie

7.

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."

See 20, twenty, twizzle, 2