Twanking

What is Twanking?


1.

The tween version of crankingor wanking.

'Oh man, my little brother totes thinks he's hit puberty, little does he know he's just at stage one twanking'

'That Eighth Grader just got dumped on MSN and now he's at home twanking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off'

See tween, wanking, cranking, pre-teen

2.

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

See wanking, wank, tweet, twitter, celebrity

3.

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.

i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.

See wank, toes, feet, twank, toe wank


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