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A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
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A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong..
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The tan (or burn as the case may be) you get on your back from wearing a t-shirt that is a little too short; preferably, but obviously n..