Twasted

What is Twasted?

1.

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

See Nick

2.

The process of getting completely and totaly wasted. Usually to the point where you either A) black out, dont remember, end up with two rico suaves in your dads car, pass out still in your boots, lose your car, purse, mind, etc.

Lets get twasted and take advantage of ourselves.

See wasted, totally, drunk, party, fun

3.

To be extremely drunk. Short for "totally wasted"

"I was twasted last night after 7 glasses of wine at the graduation party."

See drunk, crunk, twasted, wasted, totally

4.

To be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.

You're well twasted, you are.

5.

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

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