Twat Hammock

What is Twat Hammock?

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"

"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"

"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

See twat hamock, twat, g-string, underwear

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