Twat Hamock

What is Twat Hamock?

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

The Newman

1. An act in which a male inserts his penis into the females bellybutton, penetrating the skin. Warning Dangerous....may result in bloodshe..

Kmart Connection

1. A internet connection that is very laggy I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection. See kmart, connection..

Orificial

1. (adjective) that which demonstrates a preoccupation with orifices of the human body(esp the lower half). this preoccupation is expressed..

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