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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
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macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
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Largest possible number of collective dudes ejaculating upon the likes of a single bitch's existence. Witnessed occasional on short..