What is Twat Muffin?
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1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
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Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.
I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but..