Twat Muffin

What is Twat Muffin?


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1. Used as an insult.

2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.

3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.

1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.

2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.


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