What is Twat Stain?
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An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.
Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.
Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.
Random Words:
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An emergency need for a dessert.
Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer&q..