What is Twat Swat?
1.
Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
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2.
when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block, although "twat swat" is commonly used among lesbians.
"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."
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3.
The same as cock blocking, only with women.
We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
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4.
to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
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5.
The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
