Twat Syndrome

What is Twat Syndrome?


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An chronic disorder, usually the result of having a vagina. Symptoms include a heightened sense of drama- especially when none exists, bitchiness, poor sense of direction, failure to understand simple instructions like "make me a sandwich, now!", and neediness. People with the disorder tend to cry, and make stories up.

Deep penetration can sometimes alleviate the symptoms for a while, but tend to result in addiction, and "emotional dependance".

Can happen to especially whiney guys.

Girl- So I was talking to my friend the other day, and you have to understand, I was on my rag at the time and so I was feeling insecure, and she made a comment that I sorta thought might mean she thought I was fat and.....

Guy- Well this sounds like a classic case of twat syndrome to me. Just shut up!

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Bitch- Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time? Can't you respect me for once?

Guy- I do respect you, but you have twat syndrome and can't tell. Haven't we talked about this before?

See bitchiness, drama, twat, feminine, female, disorder, insanity


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