Twat Tard Edit Meaning

1. A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a..

1. A zootweeze with a woman's undies. She zootwatted me with her g string. I didn't smell a thing. See zootweeze, abrop, snard..

1. Origional Blue Drink also comes in Iron Bru flavour and Silver. A favourite for drinking lots of then having blue puke! Nice1 "Wh..