What is Twat Waffle?
1.
a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
2.
1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.
President Bush is such a twat waffle.
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3.
A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike
You stank twat waffle.
4.
a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of
Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.
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5.
when someone is being a super douche and you feel like shoving their fat vagina lips in a waffle maker.
rachel is such a twat waffle.
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6.
A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
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7.
someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
