Twatbadger Edit Meaning

1. A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish. "Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie" See pussy, fan..

1. when one farts in body of water (ie. pool, bathtub, or lake) then proceeds to pop the bubble with ones nose. Dude..that zooble stunk. M..

1. One of the 100 different ways to say vagina. In this case the vagina has a "carpet," and is thereby not a clean shaven one. P..