Twatblock

What is Twatblock?


1.

The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by

1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing

2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female

(a FEMALE cockblock)

1)

Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!

Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"

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2)

Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"

Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."

See cockblock, cock, block, male, twat

2.

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.

Laura: "hey brend.."

Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"

Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"

*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*

Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"

See asshat, twatblock, mccain, laura, muffins


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