Twatcandle Edit Meaning

1. noun Australian military slang for soft drinks/soda pop. I could do with a goffa you got any cokes left? Fred has piles of goffas at ..

1. Semen, sperm. Taken from the Aphex Twin song that sounds like laptops having hot sex. I covered my bitch with phloam last night. See ..

1. 1. A phrase used to diss Osama bin laden cuz he's a fag0r n00b who will die and be killed by otha n00bz, n00bz who are so n00bish t..