Twatcandle Edit Meaning

1. when you get a bonner when you dont need one. Unnecessary Bonner. i had a U.B this morning when i woke up. See dick, morning woody, b..

1. to beat off, materbate or pull wang dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham. dude 2: what? dude 1: You know a little hand to man ..

1. Although misconstrued as a question, this is actually just a form of 'hello'. Derives from the North of England, usually slurr..