Twatcandle Edit Meaning

1. The act of a man pleasuring himself Man I just got done mashin' taters. See punch, the, clown, spankin, snoodle..

1. A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory. Hey Brian...I hop..

1. This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First M..