Twatch

What is Twatch?


1.

(verb) To scratch one's itchy twat

Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch.

See martin, twatch, verb, itchy, scratch, crabs, scratchy, twat

2.

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

See twat, bitch, mean, flowers

3.

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

See JP

4.

To watch pornography/ sexual things.

Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

See twat, porn, pornography, sex, watch

5.

To watch porn/ sexual acts.

Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

See porn, twat, watch, pussy, pornography

6.

To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.

I'd rather be twatching.

The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.

That movie made me want to twatch.

See vagina, twat, lesbian, women, sex


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