Twatdangle Edit Meaning

1.

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.

"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."

See twatdangle, blaine, stunt, fake, twat

2.

The act of being David Blaine and hanging upside down.

Jim: Hear about David Blaine?

Sally: Oh, the guy thats being a twatdangle in New York?

See david blaine, idiot, hang, upside, down

3.

To hold someone who is being a twat by the ankles and dangle him/her out the window or over the stairs until they promise not to be a twat any more.

We twatdangled the cleaner over the balcony until he promissed not to unplug the server to plug his vacuum cleaner in again.

See twat, dickhead, dangle, tosser, idiot

4.

The piece of string that hangs from your lady's baby area, when a tampon is inserted

"hey hunny, your Twatdangle is showing in your tights"

See twatdangle, vagina, string, tampon