Twatfeatures Edit Meaning

1. The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go. I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the G..

1. When your dick is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect. When we tried to have sex he had a jellydick! See dirty, naughty, sexy,..

1. One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet. As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the..