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Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets
I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crust..
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The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus.
Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked c..
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the act of, while preparing to tee off, performing eight consecutive waggles of the golf club.
"Stan you really pulled that ball i..