Twatlases

What is Twatlases?

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

See twat, directions, atlas, map, tom-tom, find, navigation, gps, sat nav

[screamin' On The Mic]

1. A blowjob. I accidentally walked in on her while she was " Screamin' on the mic". See screamin', screaming, blowjo..

Threemorrow

1. The day after tomorrow. I'm busy so I can't go tomorrow, can we do it threemorrow? See tomorrow, yesterday, day, time..

Vajenga

1. Slang for a woman's vagina. We played twister, scrabble, and then I got to play her vajenga. See vagina, jenga, sex, pussy, vajay..

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