Twatlases

What is Twatlases?


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Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

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