Twatlases

What is Twatlases?

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

See twat, directions, atlas, map, tom-tom, find, navigation, gps, sat nav

Rozzers

1. cops (GB) - Oi mate, how's the focking business going? - It's bloody focking impossible with the fockin rozzers on me fockin..

Refrigerator Crack

1. the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious ..

Ladyspray

1. The Female ejaculation. "Dude, that bitch almost drowned me with her ladyspray."..

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