Twatlases

What is Twatlases?

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

See twat, directions, atlas, map, tom-tom, find, navigation, gps, sat nav

417 Evergreen Terrace

1. The Simpsons' Home Address Bart: That's right, 417, Evergreen Terrace...

F'iamonds

1. Someone wearing big ass fake daimonds. "Hey, you like my new bling bling?" "Yeah...those are some nice F'iamonds..

Awktard

1. An awkward bastard. I tried to talk to him, but he kept being an awktard See awkward, bastard, tard, jerk, jackass..

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