Twatlases

What is Twatlases?

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

See twat, directions, atlas, map, tom-tom, find, navigation, gps, sat nav

Yanksjb

1. he made it from the ice cream place in scarlesdale in under 4 mins so we could catch the tranfer train and i got my chocolate chip cooki..

Got The Bonus

1. The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting. Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonu..

Redunkulus

1. A Kevinismcreated because we felt like it. adj. Hillarious, Crazy hillarious, crazy, odd. Usually preceded by "flippin" Stolen..

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