Twatlases

What is Twatlases?

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

See twat, directions, atlas, map, tom-tom, find, navigation, gps, sat nav

Legitable

1. Adverb; Form of legitimate. My sister, Lindsey, is too legitable to quit. See legit, legitimate, fresh, cool, janky..

Motherduck

1. A polite variation of the word "motherfuck" which can be used in front of elderly relatives. Can be suffixed with er e.g. moth..

10 Second Car

1. A car that covers the 1/4 mile between 10.00 and 10.99 seconds I only got to make one pass at the track last night in my Corvette, turn..

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