Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Xoap

1. some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/ See Russ..

Kirch

1. To produce excrements in an accidental manner, esp. to piss/shit your pants Oh, shit... Sorry, Cuz; Didn't mean to kirch all over ..

Muffler

1. slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona. (due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting..

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