Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Fungayrinow

1. Describes a weird or lame situation or object. did you see that shirt? That stupid sh*t's fungayrinow. you're funagyrinow, h..

Throat Dick

1. very coarse way to say vulva if I massage the throat dick, lots of droolcomes out See vulva, vagina, twat, cunt, pussy..

Kruti

1. The essence of perfection. She is rather like kruti in my opinion. See perfection, person, name, female 2. Moiz Valani's girlfr..

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