Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Poonejob

1. Suicide bomber. Towel wearing and smelly. - We went to go to the store but it blew up and we saw a poonejob fly out. See poonejob, sui..

Dick Dock

1. A place to park your dick "I can't talk right now." "Why not?" "Because'm all up in this dick dock..

Moonstoning

1. A person who does not understand liberal politics but believes that being radically liberal is hip. Typically, moonstoners write nonsen..

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