Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Emo Dave

1. A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to h..

Zuffler

1. To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night See Bob Hope..

Dispersal

1. A single-leveled, wooden hut that is untidily decorated with rude pinned-up pictures of nearly-naked people, models of airplanes (theirs..

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