Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Pickle Surprise

1. When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to onl..

Shit Ma Bit

1. To be scared or suddenly shocked "Hey , do you want to go on the roller coaster?" "No man, I nearly shit ma bit last ti..

Juss Throwing That Out There

1. when at one point in a conversation you randomly notice that you have something in common with something around you there by forcing you..

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