Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

One-legged Pirate

1. The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...

Arciniegas

1. A homosexual act where the dominant male takes his partner to the back of a car and licks the area between the asshole and the genitals...

Ottopet

1. The modern name for a pet that is Extremely Cute, Pampered, taken care of, treated like a part of the family. also known as Fur Children..

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