Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Quake Monkey

1. A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ru..

Cherry-bomb

1. A cherry bomb is a dangerous firework and considered an illegal explosive device in the United States and most other countries. Cherry b..

Tardw

1. Universal internet name for baseball retard Man, that poster doesn't know shit about baseball. He's a regular TARDW See bas..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Twatmates Edit Meaning