Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Twigg

1. One who attempts to hook up with fat chicks and is, in most cases, denied. Dude, that chick Carl tried to bring home had to be like 300..

Zombering

1. To amble around sleepily; walk like a zombie "I was so tired I was just zombering around." See zombie, walk, tired, amble, z..

Heman

1. having absolute power and having everyone cower in front of you. That man over there he ain;t a normal man people say he is heman See ..

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