Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

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