Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

In The Family Way

1. pregnant "She's in the family way. It will be her first child"..

Reverse Booberexia

1. when a person with big boobs thinks they have small a-cup boobs boobs, anorexia Sandra's friends always talked about her huge bo..

Crotch Punch

1. Being punched or punching someone in the crotch, rather than kicking. Some people have nifty catch phrases they yell while crotch punchi..

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