Twatmates

What is Twatmates?

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

See twat, mates, custard, cousins, friends

Uncle Chester

1. a man who molests children The cops picked up the school janitor today. They had evidence he was Uncle Chester...

Johnny Sex

1. A. a person who parties non-stop with no reguards to time, setting, or responsibilities B. a male or female who drinks excessively C. ..

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

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