Twatois

What is Twatois?

Derived from the Guernsey dialect Patois,Twatois is the slang/swear sister language.

Originated and developed in 2005 by members of the Guernsey local music scene includes such words as chontand phrases like comedy bellend.

"Alright ya chont" - Twatois for cunt

"Allo Cunty!" typical Twatois greeting

See chont, cunt, patois, lingo, bellend

Volcanical

1. A Cocksucker Volcanical: I LOVE COCKS See volcanical, dick, aus, cock, sucker, Daftndopy..

N00btastic

1. To live up to the sterotype of a n00b and doing easyily recognisable n00bish things e.g campingor using a n00b cannon lolley: omg look ..

Ews

1. A polite way of saying, "Oh right" or "I don't care", only polite as the person you say it to probably won&apos..

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