What is Twats?
1.
Crude slang for female genitalia.
Who would you check out the twat on her?!
Man that is one hair twat!
2.
1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those
bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
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3.
People who use twitter
Those girls use twitter? What twats...
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4.
Collective term for people who use twitter
"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."
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5.
TWATS or T.W.A.T.S military type jargon acronym for The War Against Terrorist Supremecy. Often used by those wanker journalsts, who are fond of using terms like 9/11, WTC, ACM and IED and 'The Sandpit', to establish some 'cred' for themselves.
Oh yeah, I've been following TWATS since before 9/11. The use of IED's by ACM has certainly increased in 'The Sandpit', since then.
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6.
Somebody who is often hung like a hamster and smells like cider
James Josh and Gorden
7.
The plural for 20 or 22 inch rims on a vehicle.
When I ride in the ghetto, I'm rollin' on twats.
