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A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates..
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A hopefully mythical sexual act/prank where an unsuspecting tourist is flown from Vegas into the desert aboard a pink helicopter then fo..
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To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.
At the office: "My son s..