Twattage

What is Twattage?


1.

1. Gunk discharged from the twat.

2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage.

2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

2.

twattage derived from the verb to twat

1.(verb) the act of making such a connection with the ob ject in question that it does in fact proceed to bury itself in the field over the hefges next door. It is an act of immense supremity, shown only by the most experienced twatters, and one which is sure to crush the opposing team in more ways than one for example the defenceless child stands there like a limpet, as the hench boy with the beast of a bat stands there while his mate feeds him a ball. he just stands there and twats it at them,crushing the small child into oblivion

good things to say when twattage is applied

1. OMFG look out guys this guys got some twatage abilities

2. guys we totally twatted u at that PvP match

See pwn, own, newb, boon, rape


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