Twatted

What is Twatted?


1.

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.

2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."

2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

2.

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

See Leanne

3.

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

4.

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chavwas all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

See leathered, punch, beat, beat-up, twated

5.

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

See tweeted, tweeter, twater, twat, cunt, pussy, vag, twitter, stupid

6.

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

7.

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.

1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!

See twat, bajingo, vagine, slut, skank, whore, twatwaffle


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