What is Twatted?
1.
1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
2.
To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs
"I was so twatted last night"
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3.
Hit extremely hard / Beat up
I twatted the Ball
They really twatted him
4.
This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.
"This
chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"
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5.
The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter
Have you ever used the site twitter?
why yes I have twatted.
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6.
beaten to a messy pulp
Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead
7.
1. The act of being accosted by a twat.
2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!
2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
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