Twatting Edit Meaning

1.

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...

Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!

Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!

Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

See twat, woddy, hit, strike, genitals

2.

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

3.

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

See twittering, twatting, twitting, twitted

4.

A gratuitous banging or shagging, usually rough in nature, accompanied by a general attitude of amorality and vice.

After a few double-Taliskers, Jacques achieved the state of mind approproate to go twatting.

See amoral, drunk, twatting, cunt, whore, Jacques Asse

5.

twaht-ting

-verb

The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.

all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.

See complaining, bitching, moaning, bellyaching, whining

6.

Having cyber-sex via Twitter.

See that girl over there? I was totally twatting her for hours last night.

See twat, twatting, twitter, sex

7.

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!

err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

See twating, twat