Twattwaffel Iron

What is Twattwaffel Iron?

an iron to make the waffle pattern on a twat. or can also be used to club a twatwaffel over da head.

i looked for a twattwaffel iron for an xmas gift. the person i gave it to used it to hit a twattwaffel over da head.

See twat, iron, club, tool

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