What is Twatwaffle?
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watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
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"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
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Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
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occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.
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Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
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adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers
"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"
"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
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The twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around in rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Twatwaffles are often used by businesswomen like magic carpets to fly them to work. Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset to the team." If a man touches a twatwaffle his genitals will shrivel and drop off into the snow, lost to him forever. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky you can often find them digging around in medical waste and pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
"Honey, I'm running behind this morning so I'm going to ride the twatwaffle into the big city. I don't want to be late for my job at the tampon factory."
"Okay dear. OHMYGOD, there's a python in the crib, I think it ate or is eating little Ayshylyey!"
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A sexual type of inuendo that involves eating out, and syrup.
Man, me and my girl was there in the kitchen, and I made her a twatwaffle.
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