What is Twatwank?
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A twatwank is much the same as a
"My, Lady Chatterley, I wouldn't half love to give you a good twatwank up against that old oak tree yonder..."
"The twins, Alan and Victoria, slipped into the train's toilet with a view to steal a quick kiss from one another. As it turned out, Alan ended up furiously twatwanking Victoria up against the door."
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