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A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss..
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Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.
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Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle chil..