Twazzock Bends

What is Twazzock Bends?


1.

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.

"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"

See illness, minger, sex, pies


0

Random Words:

1. Samoan translation of "Shriveled-up monkey penis" Look out! It's umaga! See wwe, wrestling, monkey, wrestler 2. Shriv..
1. A less offensive way of saying Nigga. Often used by Grey Guys because they think they won't get their asses kicked if they use that..
1. Used in The Demented Cartoon movie, created by Brian Kendall. If you say it's name, it'll cause the world to blow up. ex: do..